Why Is He Telling The Truth??????
Light Pink / S
$26.99
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Why Is He Telling The Truth??????
$26.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You're scrolling late-night Reddit, deep in a thread about "unpopular opinions that are actually facts." You drop one: "Pineapple on pizza is elite." Chaos. DMs flood. "Bro, why are you telling the truth?" But wait, is it true? Or a facade to farm engagement? Enter the quantum realm: your take exists in superposition, both gospel and an excruciating lie, until observed by the hive mind. Schrödinger's hot take.
Flashback to Socrates, sipping hemlock like it's kombucha, grilling Plato: "What even is truth, bro?" Plato's all mysterious and nonchalant and shit, so he doesn't respond." Fast-forward to you, pondering the universe's code, string theory vibes, where truths tangle like your situationship. Is your opinion a universal constant, or just vibes collapsing under scrutiny?
Multiverse branching: one where pineapple slaps, another where it's war crimes.
Years lost in philosophy rabbit holes, TED Talks on epistemology, debating with AI chatbots at 4 am. Conclusion? The veil between truth and troll is thinner than your patience for ads. Guess we'll never know if he (you) was spitting facts or fiction. But this shirt? It's your armor in the discourse wars. Wear it, spark debates. Buy now before the matrix glitches.
Product features
- Durable, smooth 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) with clear, high-detail printing.
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste.
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort.
- Prints use DTF for sleeves and neck tags and DTG for main artwork; Oeko-Tex certified.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean