OUR BRAINS ARE SHRINKING
Light Pink / S
$26.99
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OUR BRAINS ARE SHRINKING
$26.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Scroll Reels for 3 hours straight. Doomscroll until your eyes burn. Let AI write your captions, your essays, your entire personality. Wake up one day, realizing you can't remember the last time you read a full article without skimming.
Science been saying it for years: human brains shrunk ~13% since Ice Age ancestors (or maybe not, debates ongoing, who cares). The point is, we're cooked. Efficiency? Nah. Atrophy from endless brainrot.
Wear this so everyone knows you're self-aware about the decay. Or just to flex that you read one NYT article once. Either way, the skull is pointing right at the problem.
Limited stock before our collective IQ drops another point. Grab it while your neurons still fire, so not for long?
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Prints produced using DTG/DTF for crisp, detailed graphics, including sleeve and inner neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean