He Made a Statement SO Trash
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ever had a time where you and your homies are chilling at the function when one of them said some shit so egregiously bad, you have to stop for a moment and ponder what came out of bro's mouth? What just happened, you cannot fathom. What bro said was so atrocious, so diabolically bad, the gang had no choice but to humiliate him. You then realize that this bro was actually you all along, and now the gang is clowning you...
You don't know what to do. So you go home and do extensive research; papers, studies, Ted-Talks, even read the biographies of significant historical figures. After years of your life and countless hours wasted, you came to one conclusion;
The only thing you needed all along was a He Made a Statement SO Trash shirt. Years of your life wasted on such a simple solution. It's okay now, though. You can buy the shirt and pass this lesson on to generations, maybe the shirt too.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean